* Richard Dawkins blinded you with science.
* Richard Dawkins is Darwin's rottweiler, which makes God his bitch.
* Every night, Richard Dawkins births Internet superstars between his mighty loins. Tay "Chocolate Rain" Zonday and Star Wars Kid are but two of his legion. And that dramatic chipmunk? Evolution at work.
* Mulder wants to believe the truth is out there. Dawkins has been here all along.
* There's no "I" in "team", but there's two "me"'s in "Richard Dawkins".
* "Intelligent design" is another name for Richard Dawkins' toilet.
* "Creationism" is another name for Richard Dawkins' toilet paper.
* There's no such thing as sin. Just excuses for not listening to Richard Dawkins.