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Mallo Harc

Du hasst mihr letste woche verzält, das du mier denn grund Rissblahn von Dem BBC Ferschickest tust. Leyder habe Ich biss iezt noch nichz Erhaltenn. Strave: Schreybe 1/4 Siite übehr Wahrum du denn grundrisplan noch nicht gschickt hasst, Das bis Dönerstag.

 

Libe gruse

 

Mark Sick, Yahn Badetschr

 

 

 

A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.St. Peter asks the first girl, "Jessica, have you ever had any contact with a penis?"

She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."

St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever had any contact with a penis?"

The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one."

St. Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."

All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line.When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?"

The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Tiffany sticks her ass in it."

Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 1:00 pm    Post subject: THE WAILING WALL   

 

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In Jerusalem, a female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday for a long, long time.

 

So she went to check it out. She went to the Wailing Wall and there he was! She watched him pray and

after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, she approached him for an interview.